Shorten YOUR domain.
Look, let's be real here. Do you want your URLs to look professional when you send them? Do you want to look ULTRA COO— eh, who am I kidding? Only I'm gonna use this site lol. Who would want to use verity.cv? Like, it's MY nick, not yours. I don't even know why you're here... but since you ARE here, might as well make your links shorter!
Hey! Paste your URL here and I'll make it tiny!
Lightning Fast
Your URLs go from long and awkward to short and... still kinda awkward but at least shorter!
Brutally Honest
Unlike other URL shorteners, I'll tell you exactly what I think about your life choices.
Premium Quality
Made with love, sarcasm, and way too much caffeine. Your links deserve this level of attitude.
Sorta Secure
I mean, I'm not gonna say it's Fort Knox, but nobody's hacking this because nobody cares enough.
Magic Links
They're not actually magic. They're just URLs. But calling them "magic" sounds way cooler.
Emotional Support
Each shortened URL comes with a free insult to remind you that your problems are meaningless.
What People Who Don't Exist Say
I shortened my resume URL with verity.cv and somehow got a job offer from NASA. Coincidence? Probably, but I'm taking credit anyway.
I used a competitor once and my computer exploded. I switched to verity.cv and now my ex wants me back. Also, I can see through walls.
This URL shortener called me ugly, but it's fine because my therapist says I need more honesty in my life. Five stars.
How This Stupid Simple Thing Works
Paste Your URL
Copy that embarrassingly long URL and paste it in the box like a normal person. It's not rocket science.
Click The Button
You see that fancy button? Yeah, click it. Try not to strain yourself with this complex task.
Celebrate, I Guess?
Congrats, you now have a shorter URL. Go tell all your friends about this monumental achievement.
Frequently Asked Questions (that nobody actually asks)
But hey, at least I'm honest about it! Plus, look at these sick animations