"Your passwords are probably written on a sticky note"
"Forgot password? Story of your life"
"Type your password... if you can remember it"
"Not even I want your data"
"Your security questions are too obvious"
"I'd steal your cookies but they're probably stale"
Welcome Back?
I can't believe you actually remembered this site exists.
Wrong username or password. Did you forget already? Typical.
Back to shortening URLs like a normal person